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Old Fri, Jun-23-2017, 05:00:45 AM   #1
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I thought all this so called technology was suppose to make us all more intelligent.

I just don't see it happening.
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What is a crotch hone
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Old Fri, Jun-23-2017, 12:40:57 PM   #3
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Sorry about that. I meant crotch phones. I accidentally omitted the "p"

The majority would call these smart phones but they anything but.

I call them crotch phones cause that's all people do is stare at their crotches.
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How fascinati
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I'm sorry you don't enjoy having access to the the bulk of humanity's information in the palm of your hand.
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Technology exists to simplify the human race. In the end we will devolve into amoeba. Fight for your rights and drive manual.

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Who was hone?
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OP wants us to get off his lawn so he can go inside and finish his warm oatmeal dinner at 4pm
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