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Old Wed, Mar-22-2017, 11:31:19 PM   #3201
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Seeking and winning the presidency has been a magical voyage of discovery for Donald Trump. Tuesday night, he divulged a most remarkable finding: Abraham Lincoln was — are you sitting down for this? — a Republican.

“Most people don’t even know he was a Republican,” Trump told a group of Republicans. “Right? Does anyone know? A lot of people don’t know that.”


Trump’s discoveries of seemingly obvious things raise two possibilities: 1) He thinks people are awfully stupid, or 2) he is discovering for himself things the rest of us already knew. Which is true? Nobody knows.

That Bill Clinton signed NAFTA: “I lot of people don’t know that.”

What a value-added tax is: “A lot of people don’t know what that means.”

That we have a trade deficit with Mexico: “People don’t know that.”

That Iraq has large oil reserves: “People don’t know this about Iraq.”

That war is expensive: “People don’t realize it is a very, very expensive process.”

That the country is divided: “People don’t realize we are an unbelievably divided country.”

Thank you, Captain Obvious.
You forgot health insurance, "nobody knew it was so complicated."
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Old Wed, Mar-22-2017, 11:42:27 PM   #3202
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And the one that started it all...

"Obama... who knew he was actually a citizen? I mean he's brown and it says HUSSEIN right there in his name.

p.s. I didn't mean literally he wasn't a citizen. Plus I was just repeating what some guy said on Fox, so we're good right?"
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and how fox is spinning...

keep fox news readers dumb

Someone on my facebook just posted fox's article on this in a rage saying "this is so illegal, shame blah blah"

First line of the article "during legal surveillance operations"

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How long does a chicken live after it's head has been severed?


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...long enough to cross the road.
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How long does a chicken live after it's head has been severed?
Can a chicken survive for two and a half centuries if you give it a new head every four years? If no, I think the metaphor may be suspect.
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It's going to be a beautiful impeachment, the greatest. That I can tell you. It's going the be yuuuuuge. I'm going down, bigly. Believe me.
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Jesus Aitch Christ

Time for an independent prosecutor? I think this might be more important than a blowjob.
Yes sir. Mccain seems to agree today

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jokes on you impeachment will be too late
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