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Old Wed, Aug-22-2018, 03:25:08 PM   #51
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Tech. is making everyone smarter.
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Stare at crotch while driving.
Drive, stop at light, immidietly stare at crotch.
Walk, walk the dog, stare at crotch.
Go out to socialize but stare at crotch.
Haven't stared at crotch for five minutes, panic and immediately stare at crotch.

Dumbest fckin planet.
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No need to stare at your crotch anymore; just look at your wrist.

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Hey MODS!!!!!!!!

Can we have a crothphone/mummified crotchstaring emoji available?
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This crossed my social media today, immediately thought of hogs





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Good luck.....because it's comin.

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Google hypnosis. lmfao.

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Very interesting this crotchphone technology.
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