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Old Sun, Sep-10-2017, 05:03:13 AM   #21
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serious Q....is SQ13 Kong?
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I'm surprised they left out torn frenulum.
A frenulum is a small fold of connective tissue that helps to secure the motion of a bodily organ, such as the fold of skin under the tongue, under the upper lip or connecting the foreskin of the penis. The frenulum of the foreskin is also known as the banjo string, and tearing of this tissue can result in painful symptoms.

Some men find that the tear will not heal itself again naturally and it frequently becomes torn again in the same place. In this circumstance, a surgical procedure called a frenuloplasty may be indicated, which helps to increase the length of the frenulum and reduce the risk of tearing.

Men who have undergone this procedure should refrain from sexual activities for six months to allow the area to heal.
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Hi,Last night I ripped my frenulum, it was bleeding a lot for a long long long long time, so much so that I thought I almost passed out. I was very worried so I went to A & E today, and the doctor reassured me it would be ok, however I was quite shy, and extremely embarrassed as the doctor was female, and I started getting hard, and even though she was extremely nice about it, and tried to keep me from being embarrassed.

I was just told to let it heal naturally and keep it clean to avoid any infections...and avoid any type of intercourse for around 6 months. Is that too long? Does it include jacking off? Also when it heals, will there be any effect on my future performance, and since its happened once, is this going the be a common reoccurence.....because i dont think i could handle that!!It happened because my partner slipped and hit his penis with my penis and crotch, and where my crotch hit his is still very very sore, almost 24 hours later (i didnt mention that to the doc, because i didnt want her to know about my sexual business) So what do you think?
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Hi,Last night I ripped my frenulum, it was bleeding a lot for a long long long long time, so much so that I thought I almost passed out. I was very worried so I went to A & E today, and the doctor reassured me it would be ok, however I was quite shy, and extremely embarrassed as the doctor was female, and I started getting hard, and even though she was extremely nice about it, and tried to keep me from being embarrassed.

I was just told to let it heal naturally and keep it clean to avoid any infections...and avoid any type of intercourse for around 6 months. Is that too long? Does it include jacking off? Also when it heals, will there be any effect on my future performance, and since its happened once, is this going the be a common reoccurence.....because i dont think i could handle that!!It happened because my partner slipped and hit his penis with my penis and crotch, and where my crotch hit his is still very very sore, almost 24 hours later (i didnt mention that to the doc, because i didnt want her to know about my sexual business) So what do you think?
Law, I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to tell us the backstory on your injury but not your doctor.
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Mine got destroyed in a drunk butsex accident (with a girl.)
Worst night of my life, followed by terrible doctor visits and nearly getting my favourite number of skin cut off at 23 years old. I only managed to not whack it for like a week though.
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