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Old Tue, Jul-22-2008, 02:50:44 PM   #1
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Somebody get some butter to soften the harshness of this FREAD.

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i chicken and an egg were laying in bed, the chicken lights up a cigarette and the egg says, "well i guess that answers the question"
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All u noobs with ur terrible jokes




One day little Johnny was at home getting into trouble and mischief so his mother incisted that Johnny go to the near construction site and learn something new and exciting. Once Johnny returns home for lunch his mother asked what he has learned. Johnny begins, well at first, the fukin door wouldn’t fit right, and the fukin electrician showed up late and everyone was fukin pissed because, no one from the city showed up to turn the water off. Well she said, shocked, and amazed at these horrible words coming from her son’s mouth, go to your room and you wait till your father get’s home. Later Johnny is called for dinner and is then asked to repeat exactly what he told his mother. His father was furious, he instantly stood and told Johnny to run outside and get a switch. Johnny turned and looked at him, and said with a grin "FUK YOU THAT"S THE ELECTRICIAN’S JOB!!!"
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OMG, this thread is a winner. These jokes are making me jump out of my window.
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