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Old Fri, Feb-08-2019, 05:11:59 PM   #1
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Default Husband Hides Micropeen - What Would M3f Do?

It's a virtue that's been drilled into our heads since we were small - and yet it seems one guy may not have got the memo, having married someone without forewarning her about his 'micropenis' until their honeymoon.

A newlywed wife shared the story from her side, captioning it: "Newlywed husband (32M) wanted to wait til marriage for sex and just shoved his micropenis at me on the honeymoon." The 27-year-old explained she and her husband had never got down to business before marriage - not because either one of them was religious, but because her fella claimed to be 'old-fashioned'.

She wrote: "So, we only dated for six months. We've been engaged for another six and just got married on Saturday. I literally just got back from my honeymoon a couple hours ago.

"My husband isn't a religious guy, he just says he is 'old-fashioned like that'. We got close to fooling around a couple times but it never went far. I tried, but he always stopped after it went 'too far'.

"Am I the ******* for reading into this and being upset that I waited until my wedding night to find out that he isn't hung like a horse, but more like a mouse?" I kind of feel lied to. Like a half-truth...or something was intentionally withheld from me."

"I think this goes beyond size being important," one person wrote. "Most women are happy with their man's peen even if it's below average in size. She probably didn't even consider the possibility of a micropeen."

Another agreed, commenting: "This is a serious trust issue. it's not the size that's at issue here, it's the fact that #1, he didn't trust her enough to tell her, and #2, now she cannot trust him not to be dishonest."

Responding to those saying she should have given the 'car' a 'test drive', a third said: "He did deceive her, though. She was more than willing to test drive, yet he denied her the possibility because he knew she'd discover his little secret."

Others asked for further details, with someone asking: "I think we need clarification on micropenis here. Are we talking on the small side, or non-functional. How about some comparative images?"
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Old Fri, Feb-08-2019, 05:36:03 PM   #2
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Default Re: Husband Hides Micropeen - What Would M3f Do?

Would have been an even sweeter story than The Notebook if she ended up having a micromuffin.
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Old Fri, Feb-08-2019, 05:36:53 PM   #3
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Bamboozled her good.
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Old Fri, Feb-08-2019, 05:59:32 PM   #4
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Default Re: Husband Hides Micropeen - What Would M3f Do?

read this on Reddit yesterday. She definitely needs to leave him for bamboozling her
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Old Fri, Feb-08-2019, 06:55:09 PM   #5
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No sympathy. Why the hell would you agree to marry someone without knowing everything about them? Idiot.
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Old Fri, Feb-08-2019, 07:18:47 PM   #6
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No sex drive and wanting to eagerly get married after 6 months... definitely a manís man.
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Old Fri, Feb-08-2019, 07:28:19 PM   #7
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Default Re: Husband Hides Micropeen - What Would M3f Do?

it's her fault for not taking a peek .. she had 12mo also complaining about his small penis is shallow?
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we need pics
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