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Old Mon, Jun-26-2017, 08:30:08 PM   #41
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Guys I agree with hogger. The majority of young people I see walking around are all staring at their phones. I almost hit some twat staring at her phone when she walked into traffic yesterday. Ffs. Obviously I have a smart phone but make it a point not to be sucked into it 24 hrs a day.

But I'm shitting right now and the crotch phone makes this possible.

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I agree, its dangerous to walk around like that with all the rogue bicyclists out there.

people need to put away the "smart" phones and read more print!


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I agree, its dangerous to walk around like that with all the rogue bicyclists out there.

people need to put away the "smart" phones and read more print!

I she shaving?
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Irl we have very strict policies surrounding devices and jewelry. No cell phones on your person while in class. No visible jewelry at all including gages and piercings. I put mine in my charger when I arrive to work and it stays there on silent, never on my person.
You put your gages and piercings in a charger? How do you charge a Prince Albert?
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You put your gages and piercings in a charger? How do you charge a Prince Albert?
Stick a toothpick in there during class to keep the whole hole open
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Dumbest fckin population.

https://abc7.com/distracted-driver-k...e-say/5105466/
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Who has time to focus on the road when you've got to hit up your homies on WhatsApp? Stupid pleb should have been driving a car instead of walking anyway.


Seriously though, I can't get over how commonplace phone use while driving is. How can your life be more interesting than your own/others' safety. It just isn't.
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My phone has allowed me to call out oppressive, violent demagogues from the comfort of my bathroom, not sure what you're on about OP
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