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Old Fri, Jun-23-2017, 11:55:00 PM   #11
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I thought all this so called technology was suppose to make us all more intelligent.

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Op, do you still own a rotary phone?

Let me guess, you still do math using one of these:

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Say what you guys want. I see what I see. I'm younger than you guys think. BTW we all grow older, it's inevitable, if you're lucky. Don't show your ignorance by making fun of someones age.

I see a dumb****, conditioned, stupefied, society.

Ahhh, the human mind, what a terrible thing to waste.

I love you guys. Try leaving the phone at home from time to time. You guys will start to feel free and liberated.
You don't have to connected, wired into the Matrix every moment of your lives.
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I typed this on my phone.
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I see a dumb****, conditioned, stupefied, society.
I don't disagree with you, and it's only going to get worse. Not much to do about it except poke fun at the situation though.
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I typed this on my phone.
LMAO. Thank you for that.

This comment is not directed to you:

It must be a ***** to be a slave to ones phone.

I frequently see people walking their dogs in the neighborhood.
People don't walk their dogs anymore, they walk their phones.
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Grandiose sweeping statements are great and all, but what about the practical reality of the smartphone.

What else am I going to use to stay on top of work situations during off hours?

How else will I cross reference part numbers to production dates in the junkyard to make sure I'm getting the right parts?

What else will I check mid project to make sure I'm not repeating the same easily avoidable mistake others have experienced and documented?

Why is it a bad thing to be available easily to friends and family?

What else are you going to use to avoid police while driving?



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