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LALaw
Fri, Feb-05-2010, 02:49:07 PM
It seems our fair haired boy Payton Manning is more concerned with filming commercials and getting his GTL (gym, tanning, laundry) on than in preparing for The Big Game. Hmm...



'The Situation' says he's in a Super Bowl ad with Peyton Manning

By MJD

Normally, I'd believe any sentence that starts with the words, "Peyton Manning is doing a commercial ...", but I've got my doubts about this one. Jersey Shore's "The Situation" claims he's on his way to Miami to shoot a Super Bowl ad with Peyton Manning.

The claim comes via his Twitter page, where it seems that The Situation has a very sticky shift key (what's causing that stick, I don't want to know). He says he's in Los Angeles doing the Leno show and then the Ellen show, and then he's "off to MIami to shoot commercial w Peyton MAnning for SUperbowl."

As honest and trustworthy as I find The Situation, I just can't believe that this is true. I'm pretty sure Peyton Manning(notes) is preoccupied with preparing for a football game this week, and I just can't believe he'd be taking time out of his schedule right now to hang with The Situation.

That they'd be doing a commercial together, I could believe. That they're shooting it during Super Bowl week, I do not.

What might those two be selling? Some kind of self-tanning lotion makes sense, as The Situation is an expert on such things, and Manning's pasty complexion could use a dash of color. Self-tanning lotion companies seem more likely to advertise on benches at the boardwalk than during the Super Bowl, though.

Maybe I'm wrong, though. Maybe during the game on Sunday, we'll see Peyton and Sitch pushing some kind of product, and like so many others, I'll feel silly for ever having doubted The Situation.

tenfifteen
Fri, Feb-05-2010, 03:05:32 PM
It seems our fair haired boy Payton Manning is more concerned with filming commercials and getting his GTL (gym, tanning, laundry) on than in preparing for The Big Game. Hmm...
GMAFB. The dude defines focus.

I will be revisiting dis fread Monday morning. :goodluck:

Porshapwr
Fri, Feb-05-2010, 03:13:56 PM
GMAFB. The dude defines focus.

I will be revisiting dis fread Monday morning. :goodluck:


This. Anyone who thinks Manning is focused on doing a commercial with a Jersey Shore loser over the Super Bowl is a class A idiot.

Peyton is probably the most prepared player in the league at game time.

LALaw
Fri, Feb-05-2010, 03:34:00 PM
:shifty: But The Situation tweetered it, so it has to be true :shifty:

johnhk79
Sat, Feb-06-2010, 02:43:35 AM
is the spread still -5 colts? damn...

Porshapwr
Sun, Feb-07-2010, 08:04:05 PM
is the spread still -5 colts? damn...


They'll cover.

Eau Rouge
Sun, Feb-07-2010, 08:29:36 PM
It seems our fair haired boy Payton Manning is more concerned with filming commercials and getting his GTL (gym, tanning, laundry) on than in preparing for The Big Game. Hmm...



'The Situation' says he's in a Super Bowl ad with Peyton Manning

By MJD

Normally, I'd believe any sentence that starts with the words, "Peyton Manning is doing a commercial ...", but I've got my doubts about this one. Jersey Shore's "The Situation" claims he's on his way to Miami to shoot a Super Bowl ad with Peyton Manning.

The claim comes via his Twitter page, where it seems that The Situation has a very sticky shift key (what's causing that stick, I don't want to know). He says he's in Los Angeles doing the Leno show and then the Ellen show, and then he's "off to MIami to shoot commercial w Peyton MAnning for SUperbowl."

As honest and trustworthy as I find The Situation, I just can't believe that this is true. I'm pretty sure Peyton Manning(notes) is preoccupied with preparing for a football game this week, and I just can't believe he'd be taking time out of his schedule right now to hang with The Situation.

That they'd be doing a commercial together, I could believe. That they're shooting it during Super Bowl week, I do not.

What might those two be selling? Some kind of self-tanning lotion makes sense, as The Situation is an expert on such things, and Manning's pasty complexion could use a dash of color. Self-tanning lotion companies seem more likely to advertise on benches at the boardwalk than during the Super Bowl, though.

Maybe I'm wrong, though. Maybe during the game on Sunday, we'll see Peyton and Sitch pushing some kind of product, and like so many others, I'll feel silly for ever having doubted The Situation.


The coin toss is still hours away, yet desperation has already gripped some Saints fans. :rofl3::laughhard: Better grab the Peyton voodoo doll and go to work early. :D

Eau Rouge
Sun, Feb-07-2010, 08:30:14 PM
They'll cover.

Ya think? :D :roll:

440HPE46
Mon, Feb-08-2010, 01:49:02 AM
It seems the fair haired boy loves him some Jersey Shore!

rave426
Mon, Feb-08-2010, 05:55:17 AM
The coin toss is still hours away, yet desperation has already gripped some Saints fans. :rofl3::laughhard: Better grab the Peyton voodoo doll and go to work early. :D

Oh hai hator. Saints in this thang!!!!!! :woohoo:

tenfifteen
Mon, Feb-08-2010, 09:57:25 AM
GMAFB. The dude defines focus.

I will be revisiting dis fread Monday morning. :goodluck:
Wow. Well, it was 17-16 when I went to bed (f*ck you, snow shoveling), and I gotta say, I'm glad the win happened, and happened the way it did (late comeback, decisive score). If I'd bet money, it'd have been on the Colts, but NO was my sentimental choice. Glad the people of the city have a championship team now, they are definitely an intense fanbase.





Now... would all of you please quit saying "who dat?" Srsly, most annoying sports catchphrase since... EVAR.

LALaw
Mon, Feb-08-2010, 03:34:20 PM
Seems Manning should have focused on the Saints coverage instead of on The Situation's abs :owned:

Eau Rouge
Mon, Feb-08-2010, 03:36:38 PM
Oh hai hator. Saints in this thang!!!!!! :woohoo:

Who dat? :shifty:

Oh hai fanboy. :raspberry:

Enjoy since it might be a once in a lifetime experience. :)