ok this must be the most dumb question in the world but what does M stand for.I feel so dumb asking this. *Hangs head in shame* :chair: :chair: :chair:

Motorsport

Mahalo!!!!!

Mommy!!!!!!!

Munchies!!!!!!!!

Mahalo!!!!!

Mahalo 3, I think you're on to something.......

What M might stand for:

M
1. a “W” very madly in love; a dizzy “W.”
2. a dead “W“; eg, President M.

Mad Cow Disease
1. evidence toward a shocking revelation that it might not be the best idea to feed an animal its own parents before consuming it.
2. no reason for concern if your country is mystically protected by the Magic Meat Faeries of America; acronym, USDA.

magazine
1. a periodical publication; all real magazines are published in New York City.
2. the ammunition packet of a firearm.

magenta
in printing, one of the three primary colors.

magpie
1. a black and white bird.
2. a mulatto with better than average color fastness.

mail order bride
the new indentured servitude — 3 years of blowjobs, backrides, and semi-courteous treatment of the groom’s friends buys any pretty Ukrainian or Southeast Asian girl American citizenship with a side of American divorce.

majenta
1. in printing, a disingenuous shade of red.
2. descriptive n, meaning misspelling.
3. a gazette founded by the Devil.
4. dirty red.
5. a misconstrued love letter.

male-****
a man with no scruples; a lucky son of a *****.

malicious
aggressiveness in publicizing facts.

mammogram
a vaudevillian revision of the telegram, considered offensive, in which the delivery person wears black face; the last recorded occurrence was a message Ted Danson delivered to Whoopie Goldberg.

man
a balding monkey.
manager
1. self-*absorbed pish-*posh of a man or woman reeking of alcoholic pride and company thievery.
2. a slick back-talker; one paid to turn people against each other.
3. a cheerful and spry seminar hopping advisor constantly chanting something about there being no such thing as a stupid question.
4. one who, lacking all rudimentary skills for completing any type of work, is called upon to direct all types of work for others.
compare with micro manager.

managing editor
one in which we observe the sublime nexus of manager and editor; see manager and editor.

marrying man
one with the ability to compromise and apologize for compromising in the same instance.

Mars
Earth’s second nearest planetary sibling, fourth planet from the sun; mankind looks toward establishing a presence on Mars because it is theorized to be much more appropriate for human life than the Earth as the trees are already cut down and all species of animals are conveniently extinct.

Martin Luther King Day
a holiday popular in Arizona, by threat of national boycott, and in New Hampshire, as long as it’s not too closely associated with any black man in particular.

Marx, Karl
1. yet another Prussian who tremendously influenced recent world history; see also WW I and Adolf Hitler.
2. the most widely known but least amusing Marx brother.

masculism
a path of hatred and division; the devotion of subjugation and drinking blood of the innocent.
compare with feminism.

masturbate
1. to cause pleasure by digital genital stimulation.
2. to write poetry; especially to read one’s own poetry in a coffee house.

masturbation
something that was exciting in the distant past.

matrimony
an early misstep in the eternal quest to build a better mantrap.

MBA
business acronym, Must Be an *******.

mean
asking your mother for change for that $20.

memory
the shade of an experience; haunting or fading in inverse proportion to the pleasure it brings.

Methodist
a branch of Christianity which takes its name from its indoctrinated practice of the rhythm Method.

micro manager
a manager with an unusually minuscule sexual organ.
more at manager.

Microsoft
a compound Greek-*English term meaning tiny and flaccid.

midterm
a medically imperative one week break from sex, booze, and ecstasy.

Midwest
1. the history of “sprawl,” expressed in a 2,200 mile road trip.
2. not quite West and not quite East; sometimes North but never quite South — a location and culture based more on what it isn’t than what it is — a land of negations.
3. a kindly bunch of folk whose children enjoy parental compassion lasting as long as two weeks at home between semesters or jobs, and up to as many as three whole digits worth of freely given love.

MILF
a totally rude and inappropriate acronym, Mother I’d Like to F***; sometimes written milf; the MILF is largely an urban legend which is at odds with the ubiquity of the all too real JFCIREDTSSMBTBSDTFTVSPSBCYCM; Jesus ****ing Christ, I’d rather eat diarrhea through a straw or slam my boner in that bitch’s SUV door than **** that vodka soaked pile of silicon, botox, and cellulite you call, “Mom.”

mine
possessive pronoun, the opposite of yours.

minion
a paralegal.

Minnesota
1. a state famous for its unsavory timepieces.
2. birthplace of the MMPI—Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory—an exam used by corporations to bar employment from those with personal defects such as monophasic ethics.

mirror
a telescope with a 1:1 magnification power which shows all the evil in the world when viewed at right angles.

misanthropy
compound term, miss + anthrop-, the philosophy of those who dearly miss humanity.

misery
1. kinship.
2. empathy.
misfortune
the result of any firmly embedded sense of idealism, mixed with a carefree willingness to leave one’s bedroom.

mishap
a conception; the failure to sterilize.

mistake
1. sixty seconds unpaid at work.
2. a vow of allegiance to a nation.
3. the loan of anything to a friend.
4. an honest remark to a woman.

Mitnick, Kevin
a lecturer who is paid handsomely by corporate executives to explain to their employees what the management apparently doesn’t understand either, that people are gullible.
see also hacker.

Mohammed
a man who began a religion which sees women as vessels of evil temptation—maybe he had something there; alternate spellings, Mohamed, Mohammad, Muhammad, and Pete.

moneymaker
one’s hindquarters, rarely shaken but often inverted and elevated for the actual making of money.

monkey-****er
1. a translator of diseases from one plane of evolution to another.
2. he who makes heard nature’s cry: that all men were created equally horny.
3. a native of the west coast.
compare to pig-*****er.

monogram
1. not enough of any drug.
2. one gram; on average this is about enough to make a user agitated, furious.

monotheist
1. a religious pauper.
2. one whose inability to make friends reaches Biblical proportions.

Mormon
1. also Church of Latter-*day Saints; a church founded on the completely irrational proposition that being kind to family and strangers is halfway home on the road to God’s Kingdom.
2. a church founded on the very reasonable idea that a man should be allowed as many wives as he can afford to feed.
mortgage
a popular anal probe peculiar in its immense size and Sisyphean duration.

mother
the original binary programmer who manages to code guilt, remorse, anxiety, fear of failure, and dread — as well as a dozen sexual complexes — with the skillful use of nothing but the words “yes” and “no.”

mother****er
1. offensive; describing a horrible person.
2. one who engages in sexual intercourse with one’s own mother.
3. something of serious impact; eg, “He was chronic like a mother****er”; dialect, mother****.
4. Cain.

motivate
nag ceaselessly; cajole; threaten.
compare with persuade.

motivational speaker
business term referring to anyone in control of the business end of a firearm.

motorcycle cop
one who in trying to decide whether to become an outlaw biker or a Junior Grand Dragon in the Klan decided to go legit and split the difference.

Mrs
a traditional type of college degree awarded exclusively to women.
murder
1. the purposeful termination of a life.
2. the logical consequence of copyright violation.
3. a heinous crime in 48 states. more at torture.

my
1. the last possessive in the American English Dictionary.
2. a word of exclamation, which when repeated may emphasize one’s impression of a female body during the process of undressing it; eg, “My my my my my.”

myth
1. defined in the literary world as the dreams of a culture.
2. a TV commercial, or any other visual ad — the specific dreams of our culture.

Steve, are you wearing the badge I gave you this morning?

Steve, are you wearing the badge I gave you this morning?

I think it's due to side effects of Vicodin and Penicillin.......

LOL... Kevin's got another headache!

LOL... Kevin's got another headache!

I'm trying to earn another "badge".

mother
the original binary programmer who manages to code guilt, remorse, anxiety, fear of failure, and dread — as well as a dozen sexual complexes — with the skillful use of nothing but the words “yes” and “no.”

ROFL, that's awesome.

Vicodin and Penicillin? Have u been letting Alex in your mouth?

Alex nearly blew his head clean off! :bugeye:

All your answers can be found here... http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?p=306698#post306698

All your answers can be found here...
http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=29589

:devilish:


ok this must be the most dumb question in the world but what does M stand for.I feel so dumb asking this. *Hangs head in shame* :chair: :chair: :chair:

Vicodin and Penicillin? Have u been letting Alex in your mouth?

Errrrrr.......you have me confused with someone else........

ROFL! We had the same ideas Cyg, scary.

OMG steve, you have way to much time on your hands.
get off your a$$ and go track & dyno your car!

1400 GhostRider!

ROFL! We had the same ideas Cyg, scary.

:D :D :D

1400 GhostRider!


Come on Adam let's see the 14hun!!!!!!!

That link really helps me to keep up with you! Hewwwww! :D

Who's Adam?

ROFL! We had the same ideas Cyg, scary.


u forgot the reverse link tho.. :chair: :chair: :chair: :chair:

Who's Adam?

GHOSTRIDER

Who's GHOSTRIDER?

Who's GHOSTRIDER?

Who's Adam?

Who's on 3rd?

Who's on 3rd?

What about 1st?

The question is:

Who's Anthony?

Who gives a FUK about Anthony or 1st!

Who's Adam?

It's me BIOTCH!!!


**1400** :beer: :dance: :rockband: :rockband:


I got like 100 BSing with Ced & Spartacus700, I would like to thank them for their participation.

I don't know. Anthony asked the question.

It's me BIOTCH!!!


**1400** :beer: :dance: :rockband: :rockband:


I got like 100 BSing with Ced & Spartacus700, I would like to thank them for there participation.

I thought you were Anthony, and M3_Ant is Adam, and Steve is Kevin and My name is Chuck?

Correct! S T R I K E!!!

PW's Beware, I will Delete This Thread!!!

OK... I'm out

Ant, can you tell me what "M" stands for?

It's fun being Haithem!!! :D :D :D

Ant, can you tell me what "M" stands for?

Here's a link:

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?p=306735#post306735

Ant, I thought that you ARE Haithem?

It stands for MehtiaH...

What happened to Steve?

Give me a 3 letter word that starts with M...and Not "mom"

NOW, WHO THE FUK IS STEVE???

Give me a 3 letter word that starts with M...and Not "mom"

M&M...........
+

NOW, WHO THE FUK IS STEVE???

ohhhh the F word.......Wait a minute..... Who the Fuk is Steve?

Give me a 3 letter word that starts with M...and Not "mom"

.......mom!

No!!! Chuck, play by the rules!
What about Mee?

What about "Moo?"

What about next Month?
May!

My birthday is in May.

What about Mon.
The abreviation for Monday...

What about ARHGAHRGHARHGHARGHAHRGH i have a headache.

Watch out for the blue goose by the bay.

What out for the purple dancers in the city

Roger that... I'm docking the charlie at the next interface...

Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning."
Mahatma Gandhi

" Leaders don't force people to follow-they invite them on a journey."
Charles S. Lauer

Who's Gandhi?

Man go into airport sideways, he's going to bangkok.

Confucious.

LOL! Bangkok!

I'm not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil.
I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the
devil, it wouldn't need an interpreter.
-Nick Petreley

ROFL, 2 pages of this already. :D I think we better let off so this thread starts to sink downwards. This way the mods won't notice.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Congress shall make no law restricting the size of integers that may be
multiplied together, or the number of times that an integer may be
multiplied by itself, or the modulus by which an integer may be reduced.
-Eric Norman

I don't know. But, let me ask you another question instead:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I don't know. But, let me ask you another question instead:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


What's a Taco Chumper?

I dont' know.

Toco Muncher!

what Is The Meaning Of "M"?!?!?!

what Is The Meaning Of "M"?!?!?!

Dunno, this link might help:

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?p=306834#post306834

Thanks! :thumbsup:

Guy's, really! Quit the nonsense... I hate it when people hi-jack a thread...
Does M really stand for Monster or not?

Give me a 3 letter word that starts with M...and Not "mom"


What about MUM the australian way of saying it :dance:

You'll find your answers here:
http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?p=306873#post306873

YES! BULLDOG PULLS THRU!
:thumbsup:

Dont u fellas sleep because down here in aus its 11:15am thursday

That's better than pulling out...
Hey? Do any of you guys know someone named Arthur?

Dont u fellas sleep because down here in aus its 11:15am thursday

I nominate Bulldog for a badge!!!!

Dont u fellas sleep because down here in aus its 11:15am thursday

Don't freak me out man...

I nominate Bulldog for a badge!!!!

Motion Confirmed! Anyone want to redirect?

Don't freak me out man...

What do u mean not to freak you out.

LOL. It's Wednesday the 21st, 7:22pm here...

heheh down here thursday 22nd 11:22am and im sitting here watching the simpsons.

Give Him A Badge!

You're freaking me out man!!!

1600!

im going to Crispy creams soon any 1 want some ?? :thumbsup:

Yeah, can you throw 3 across the pond?

I'll take a cream puff! :D

HAHAHAH relax we only have like 14 hours difference

lol will do but it will take some time 2 get to you because down here in syd we only have 3 Crispy cream stored and they are all like half hour. And then i got to ship them over 2 you :bang:

Well im going l8trz :dance:

same here, going home. Later Gs.

same here, going home. Later Gs.

Me too peace out G..

:whistle: M is for Mercedes :roll:

I'll take a cream puff! :D

Cream Puffs are SSOO good.

What M might stand for:
male-****
a man with no scruples; a lucky son of a *****.


Among others, that was sooo funny!

Muff
______

Muff Divers Special...
:peace: OUT!

I can't believe we are continuing this thread today.

Hey Ant, what does "M" Stand for?

Well, I said Peace Out, but If you really would like to know what "M" is here is a link:
http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?p=307514#post307514post307514

Do you know of any other resources, I've already seen this one?

Does anyone know if The "M" in "BMW" stands for the same thing as the "M" in "M3"........I know this is a supid question but I am very curious......

Does anyone know if The "M" in "BMW" stands for the same thing as the "M" in "M3"........I know this is a supid question but I am very curious......

No, it does NOT stand for the same thing.

I believe BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Wimps...

So, to Answer your Question Steve, Yes.

Check this link if you need further clarification:
http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=29589

No, it does NOT stand for the same thing.

Are you sure?

I believe BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Wimps...

So, to Answer your Question Steve, Yes.

Check this link if you need further clarification:
http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=29589

I see the light said the blind man......

"M" in M3 stands for "Motorsport", as someone already pointed out.

"M" in BMW stands for "Motor".

Like I said, Bavarian Motor Walks...

Like I said, Bavarian Motor Walks...

LOL, Anthony. http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/party/spit.gif

Thanks Buddy! :rockband:

Ant, so exactly what does "M" stand for again? Sorry, I still don't get it.

Look at my avatar, that'll give you a clue...

If that doesn't help, try this link... :thumbsup:
http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?p=308814

i see you :)

Get a job, bum! LOL :D